This is a real conversation I had. This is my life

[elfwannabe]

So, for those of you not in the know moriahbard is one of my best friends in the entire world and together we are horrifically nerdy. I feel the need to post this aim conversation that we had a while ago about us as hobbits. Because it is still making me chuckle. Here it is, preserved in all its typo-filled, keysmashing glory.

Moriahbard: Hobbit babies are probaly the cutest things ever
They would be SO TINY

Beth 9:15 pm
I'm grinning like a stupid person at the thought

Moriahbard 9:15 pm
Can you imagine Hobbit kindergarteners?
They would be like...a foot tall.

Beth 9:16 pm
fjkal;ghuiahguh;j;iejf;a

Moriahbard 9:17 pm
I wouldn't be able to handle it.
I'd have to steal some

Beth 9:17 pm
Babby hobbits!

Moriahbard 9:18 pm
I'd be edging my way out of the Shire and Gandalf would be like, "What are those lumps under your coat?" and we'd both know that they were babby hobbits.
But I'd be like "uhhhhhh...mushrooms?"

Beth 9:18 pm
lmao

Moriahbard 9:19 pm
Then one of the babby hobbits would be like "Oooh mushrooms! Where? I want some!"
And Gandalf would just shake his head at me.

Beth 9:19 pm
Gandalf is dissappointed

Moriahbard 9:20 pm
Almost as bad as disappointed Dumbledore, but not quite.

Beth 9:20 pm
hehehe

Moriahbard 9:20 pm
Of course, if I lived in Middle Earth, I'd probably BE a hobbit

Moriahbard 9:21 pm
So the babby hobbits wouldn't stand out to me

Beth 9:21 pm
Yep. We'd both be hobbits

Moriahbard 9:21 pm
Chillin' in our hobbit holes.

Beth 9:21 pm
Reading about elves

Moriahbard 9:22 pm
We went all the way to the Prancing Pony once. We saw some elves there but we were too nervous to talk to them.
They only stayed a couple minutes and we missed our chance.

Beth 9:23 pm
LMAO, this would so happen to us

Moriahbard 9:23 pm
We gave the elves nicknames for when we talked about them later
which was a lot

Beth 9:23 pm
hahahha

Moriahbard 9:23 pm
What did we call them?

Beth 9:24 pm
Something we thought was cool, but was actually kind of lame

Moriahbard 9:25 pm
YES
LIKE TEEN FANFICTION LOVE INTEREST NAMES

Beth 9:25 pm
YES

Moriahbard 9:25 pm
we must brainstorm such names immediately

Beth 9:26 pm
IDK, man.

Moriahbard 9:26 pm
we probably described their eyes a lot
what color eyes do elves have?

Beth 9:26 pm
It depends

Moriahbard 9:26 pm
please don't say amberscotch topaz

Beth 9:26 pm
Some grey, some blue
Possibly green and brown idk
Grey and blue seem the most common
Tolkien doesn't describe eyes often in terms of color

Moriahbard 9:27 pm
because he's not ridiculous like smeyer
okay eye names...
Indigo Eyes

Moriahbard 9:27 pm
Silvergaze

Beth 9:27 pm
THAT ONE

Moriahbard 9:28 pm
Steely Glare

Beth 9:28 pm
Silvegaze!

Moriahbard 9:28 pm
YES

Beth 9:28 pm
That's my fav

Moriahbard 9:28 pm
and his/her friends need names, too
maybe hair or height based this time
or something about a ~musical voice~

Beth 9:32 pm
Hmmm

Moriahbard 9:34 pm
Auburn Waves...Golden Braids...Raven Tresses

Beth 9:35 pm
OMG these are terrible

Moriahbard 9:35 pm
lul
Silver Throat LUL

Beth 9:35 pm
fahgjka;hguaghweugh
Silvertongue

Moriahbard 9:36 pm
NO THAT'S LYRA

Beth 9:36 pm
AND MOE FROM INKHEART
But we wouldn't know that

Moriahbard 9:36 pm
Yeah

Moriahbard 9:36 pm
But would we be able to come up with a name that didn't suck?

Beth 9:37 pm
....Maybe. Like one
And all the others suck

Moriahbard 9:37 pm
It would be pretty hilarious if they BOTH had silver-based names
Silver Waves....Silver Braids...Silver Tresses

Beth 9:37 pm
Silver waves

Moriahbard 9:37 pm
So we nickname these elves Silvergaze, Silver Braids, and Silvertongue
like the teen hobbits we are
Or Silver Waves?
Crap, which was it

Beth 9:38 pm
I like either

Moriahbard 9:38 pm
okay, waves

Beth 9:38 pm
I bet we wrote terrible fiction about them too

Moriahbard 9:39 pm
YES
we shipped them in every conceivable combination
and painstakingly wrote out manuscripts of our fics
so we'd have multiple copies

Beth 9:40 pm
lmao and we kept them locked in trunks
hidden from the other hobbits

Moriahbard 9:40 pm
Except one time when we had too many cakes and were on a sugar high
We sent a copy to a friend

Amanda 9:41 pm
the hobbit equivalent of posting it on your LJ that nobody reads

Beth 9:41 pm
Hahahaha
I love that even in a fantasy world we are SUCH NERDS

Moriahbard 9:41 pm
THE NERDIEST HOBBITS
We're probably distantly related to Pippin or Sam or maybe Merry
and everyone goes "Oh, ~that~ family"

Beth 9:42 pm
LMAO
Sam would be our BFF
We'd let him read our elf stories

Moriahbard 9:43 pm
We're probably a couple of his 900000 grandkids

Beth 9:43 pm
Oh my god, we are

Moriahbard 9:43 pm
he would try SO HARD not to laugh at our terrible elf fanfic

Beth 9:43 pm
But he would tell the BEST stories

Moriahbard 9:44 pm
YES

Beth 9:44 pm
And we'd gather round with snacks and listen to him talk

Moriahbard 9:44 pm
we'd try to make our own Lembas for authentic snacking

Beth 9:44 pm
They'd be terrible

Moriahbard 9:44 pm
we'd make him taste test it

Beth 9:44 pm
Sam would eat them anyway

Moriahbard 9:44 pm
HE SO WOULD
then we'd realize he's probably sick of Lembas from having to eat it on his travels (not, you know, that ours is terrible)

Moriahbard 9:45 pm
and we'd feel really bad and try to make it up to him

Moriahbard 9:47 pm
maybe we'd ask Merry and Pippin for advice about a gift for Sam, but they'd troll us

Beth 9:47 pm
They would
And we'd fall for it

Moriahbard 9:48 pm
completely